The notion of creationism is not ridiculous to me. The
notion that the world was created some 20,000 years ago is. Too much evidence
to the contrary.
Then again, given the evidence of the platypus, that could have been God messing with our heads like, “Hey, Satan! Come over here and check this out! You know how I built the world in seven days a mere 20,000 years ago? Yeah? Well look what I did, I put a bunch of stuff there so the people would think it was a helluva lot older than that! Hah! Now that’s funny right there!”
I know, you’re wondering why God is talking to Satan and not Michael or Gabriel, well, here’s why: Michael is seriously lacking in the sense of humor department and Gabriel is always blowing that damn horn and Satan was hangin' with God in Job.
Anyway, why can’t it be that the world, the galaxy, universe and all that stuff were actually created by God, but by actually using evolution?
Then again, given the evidence of the platypus, that could have been God messing with our heads like, “Hey, Satan! Come over here and check this out! You know how I built the world in seven days a mere 20,000 years ago? Yeah? Well look what I did, I put a bunch of stuff there so the people would think it was a helluva lot older than that! Hah! Now that’s funny right there!”
I know, you’re wondering why God is talking to Satan and not Michael or Gabriel, well, here’s why: Michael is seriously lacking in the sense of humor department and Gabriel is always blowing that damn horn and Satan was hangin' with God in Job.
Anyway, why can’t it be that the world, the galaxy, universe and all that stuff were actually created by God, but by actually using evolution?
Think about this, if the bible is right and we are created
in God’s image (Ever notice that it says in ‘our’ image? What’s up with that?)
then wouldn’t our thought processes work like God’s, perhaps with a few less
memory chips and smaller hard drives?
That's what I thought too. So isn’t this how humans create stuff: I’m sitting on the ground and an apple falls on my head. Not being Newton I don’t create the theory of gravity but instead note how it rolls over the ground after bouncing off my head. I think, hey, if I had a couple of those on a stick-I could call that an axle-I could roll stuff.
AND if I made ‘em of harder stuff, say wood, I could fashion a way to carry stuff and if I had two axles with a platform I could carry lots of stuff and if I put a donkey or platypus in front I could have them pull it!
The next thing you know, you’ve got General Motors and some President is bailing them out!
Right? I know! Now it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to figure out that the process just described is the evolution of the automobile.
That's what I thought too. So isn’t this how humans create stuff: I’m sitting on the ground and an apple falls on my head. Not being Newton I don’t create the theory of gravity but instead note how it rolls over the ground after bouncing off my head. I think, hey, if I had a couple of those on a stick-I could call that an axle-I could roll stuff.
AND if I made ‘em of harder stuff, say wood, I could fashion a way to carry stuff and if I had two axles with a platform I could carry lots of stuff and if I put a donkey or platypus in front I could have them pull it!
The next thing you know, you’ve got General Motors and some President is bailing them out!
Right? I know! Now it doesn’t take a rocket surgeon to figure out that the process just described is the evolution of the automobile.
So. A quick reverse engineering of the universe from the
apple-automobile example and you got both your “God Created the Universe,” and
“The Universe Evolved.” Combined. Problem solved.
Cosmic integration, just another service I offer. Along with sarcasm and pretty damned good cooking. Just sayin’.
We should get something to eat. Just sayin'.
Cosmic integration, just another service I offer. Along with sarcasm and pretty damned good cooking. Just sayin’.
We should get something to eat. Just sayin'.
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Yes? That is odd.